Things I have heard at my work, that you would never hear at your work.

Things I have heard at my work, that you would never hear at your work.

Office worker answers phone (it is one of the technicians):

Tech: Hey, can you bring my work out to the parking lot?

Office worker: Why can’t you come get it?

Tech: I got sprayed by a skunk and don’t want to stink up the office.

Office worker: I will be right out.

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Office worker answers phone (it is one of the technicians):

Tech: can you please call the homeowner and ask them to open the attic door?  They just shut me in their attic.

Office worker calls customer: Hello Mrs. Jones, can you please go open the attic door, our technician is still up there.

Customer: Oh sorry, my husband didn’t know he was up there.

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Office worker: Hey Leo, do you have any bat guano?

Leo: No- not on me, but I have some in the van.

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Office worker answers phone (it is a customer):

Customer: I was in the other day and I bought some mouse traps and they are not working.

Office worker: What are you using for bait on the trap?

Customer: Oh, I am suppose to put something on it?